vinegod:

She Didn’t See It Coming 😂😂 by Piques

relahvant:

they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

gif meme: 1/10 characters

avatarky0shi:

thebsdboys:

Corvids are the only animals intelligent enough to recognize ‘cool’ behaviour. Here we see a crow working to impress its peers, and largely succeeding. Good for you, crow.

That commentary.

avatarky0shi:

thebsdboys:

Corvids are the only animals intelligent enough to recognize ‘cool’ behaviour. Here we see a crow working to impress its peers, and largely succeeding. Good for you, crow.

That commentary.

fortfrolics:

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

why do young people now talk like senior citizens please relax kids still play with toys stop bein such a damn baby

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

horror movie opening scene white girl:
i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:
come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:
you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:
lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:
babe what that??
white boy:
i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:
zack!!!
white boy:
ha ha just kidding!
white girl:
asshole!
white boy:
im just playin babe
white girl:
that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:
i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:
zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:
ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:
ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:
BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

(Source: wildthingsandrippedjeans)

butdreamsoflove:

pick a disney princesspocahontas | funnest moment